001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez
I took a sip from a devil’s cup
It’s taking over me
I want to do so much witchcraft to this
when the chorus hits tho
I listen to this like 5 times every time it comes up on my dash.
So I guess I have to reblog.
This is some American Horror Story shit
look at this sweet gender bent iron man design
#YES FUCKING YES #EXFUCKINGACTLY #TONY DIDN’T PUT A BUTTCRACK AND DETAILED COCKHEAD ON HIS SUIT #IRON MAIDEN WOULDN’T HAVE IMPRACTICAL FUCKING BOOBS OR A MOTHERFUCKING TUMMY GAP #TAKE YOUR OVERSEXUALISATION AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR TIGHT ANUS WRAPPED IN SANDPAPER #THIS IS FUCKING RIGHT #goddamn I get angry about this kind of shit
Steven Moffat on A Scandal in Bohemia.
i am opening the door. i am stepping outside of my house. i am walking to the airport. i am getting on a plane. i am flying to steven moffat’s house. i am sneaking inside very quietly. i am pooping in every pair of his shoes.
because it’s not like irene adler had a genuine victory or anything. it’s not like she outsmarted sherlock holmes. it’s not like she disguised herself so well that she could literally follow him and hear all of his plans and then topped it off with actually saying ‘goodnight, mr. holmes’ to his face. it’s not like he didn’t even figure it out until he got to her house the next day and found a note explaining all of it.
nah, man, he just thought she was hot.
And we wonder why BBC Adler was such a trainwreck. (No we don’t. We already know.)
There are reason!! to think!!! about a woman!!!! THAT AREN’T!!!!! BECAUSE!!!!! SHE’S!!!! SEXY!!!!!!!
FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAARGH AAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH ARGH UGH BLECH RAAAAAAWWEEER ARGH THIS MAN. AND THEN HE FUCKING STOLE HER VICTORY FROM HER BECAUSE HE’S AN IMBECILE AND LITERALLY MISSED EVERY POINT.
"GOD why does fandom have to make everyone GAY??"
i know right??? why not interpret some people as bi or pan, or asexual, or maybe an aromantic demisexual, or—
oh wait sorry i didnt realize you actually meant “why isnt everyone straight, its making me uncomfortable.”
It took me a minute to realize that was “a-romantic” not “aromatic” as in smelling nice
no no we definitely also need demisexuals who smell nice this is important